Seriously, bro, what the hell is going on here? It's like a shitstorm of crazy, and I'm just trying to make sense of it all. Is this even some kinda joke? This whole thing is giving me a headache. Can someone please explain before I lose it?
Seriously In The Crap?!
Dude, this is completely bullshit. I'm so pissed right now. It's like a monkey just threw a wrench out from under me. I can't understand what is going on. Seriously, this is insane.
- Give me a break!
- What the heck?
- This can't be happening. I'm losing it.
WTF Just Happened?
This morning/afternoon/evening, things got real weird/strange/bizarre. Like, seriously intense/out there/bonkers weird. I woke up and my cat was on fire/the world was green/everything smelled like pineapple. Okay, maybe not that bad/that extreme/quite that crazy, but something definitely went wrong/was off/felt fishy.
Now/At this point/Currently, I'm just scratching my head and wondering if I took what the fuck too much caffeine/need a nap/just dreamt the whole thing. Maybe someone else out there experienced something similar/noticed anything odd/knows what's going on?
If you do, please tell me/share your story/let me know. Because right now, I feel like I'm living in a crazy movie/an alternate reality/some kind of bizarre fever dream.
This Crap Makes Me Wanna Say WTF
This situation is just outrageous. I mean, come on! Really, what the hell is going up? Is this some kind of prank? It's like everyone went nuts.
I'm totally frustrated right now. I just want to yell.
This is the strangest crap I've ever experienced. WTF!
Explain This Bizarre Occurrence,
I swear I saw/witnessed/observed something/it/that thing so weird/bizarre/insane that my brain short-circuited/froze up/exploded. Tell me/Break it down for me/Help a confused soul out! Was I hallucinating/dreaming/going crazy? Or did everyone else/the world/reality itself just take a turn/go off the rails/decide to be weird? It was like/Seriously, this was like/This moment felt like something straight out of a movie/a fever dream/another dimension.
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What the Heck?!
Like, totally everything is just crazy right now. My thoughts is blown. I don't even know where to begin. It's like trying to solve a puzzle with missing pieces. This whole situation is just insane.
- Should I have break?
- I'm lost!!